Of the vast stores of wisdom I could impart to you, perhaps the most valuable is this: when you go to the gym, don’t look down the locker aisles. Seriously. There is nothing over there that you want to see. “The human body is beautiful, etc. etc.” Whatever, it is awkward to make eye contact with three, buck naked, 80-year-old women. And mark my words child, that’s what happens every single time.